Big-Bee’s bunker looked like it had been burgled by way of an untidy search…
The rustling and scraping sound emanating from a corner of the room
behind the television-screen suggested that the burglar may very well
have still been about his or her untidy search.
“What the devil…” exclaimed Big-Bee, peering incredulously
around the edge of the television-screen at a now wide-eyed
Teigue-the-Fool seemingly caught red-handed, “…are you up to?”
Teigue thrust the latest edition of The Moon under Big-Bee’s nose.
The front-page headline read, ‘Flu eradicated!’
“It’s not possible to eradicate coronaviruses sire,” said Teigue,
“So, it must be here somewhere.”
“You think I’m hiding a virus in my bunker! Have you gone mad?”
“Not the virus, sire. The announcement that you were intending
to run the Flu and Covid statistics together.”
“Out!” shouted Big-Bee,
his hand shaking uncontrollably, as he pointed to the door.
A Questionable Science
Love and Death in the Time of COVID
by Stuart France and G. Michael Vasey
‘The Gallows and Gibbet Inn’, proclaimed the sign, which singular nominal ought really to have aroused, if not my shackles then, at least my suspicions.
Too late, Anu was already tugging me over the threshold into the warmth, and the light, and the sound of voices, and music…
…They were all in there!
Black Jack Davey… Teigue-the-Fool… The Miller’s Son… The Sorcerer’s Apprentice… H.R.H. the Lord of the Elements, and one-hundred-and-one other far less savoury characters.
Most of them in their cups. Reprobates all! And what a tale they had to tell.
If you have ever wondered why all the public houses are shut.
You had better pull up a chair…
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