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Rudy Trudy…

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Which brings us back to… Monkey… Still holed up… On his flower mountain… Awaiting an onslaught… From the heavenly realms…. Which when it comes… Is pretty much their last resort… The warrior they send… After tiring of chasing Monkey… Through numerous… Animal forms… Only finally overcomes him… With the aid of the immortal… Lao Tzu’s arm bracelet… A sort of revenge for having his elixirs drunk by the irrepressible… Stone One… Also to be added to Monkey’s tally of access to immortality… Once back in heaven… The Jade Emperor deliberates… The thorny problem… Of what to do with him.

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Rudy Trudy… No puddin’… No pie… Jabbed… The plebs… And made them… Cry… When the truckers… Came to play… Rudy Trudy… Ran away!… Such leadership… Can only stand the Great Unwashed… In good stead… But some-when and… Some-where in Spen Dyke… We had our own thorny problem… Which took the form of… Thorny!… Who was supposed to be… Leaping into… Our slowly moving vehicle… Before the lights changed… But who instead… Slung some of the cans of beer… He had just bought… Into the road and walked away from the kerbside, Gesticulating… And loudly gobbing off.

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Chef it was noted… In that masterpiece of cinematic art… Apocalypse Now... Was probably wrapped too tight… For Vietnam… Someone… In the back… Of our slowly moving vehicle… Reckoned… Thorny was definitely wrapped too tight… For Spendyke… Which resulted… In much merriment… And more gesticulations from Thorny… Who thought we were laughing at him… Which… Bless his baggy white Bowie trousers… We sort of were… But not wholly… It was perhaps… Just as well… That Thorny was not coming with us to the gig… But was instead… Spending the evening at Jan’s… With Jan… And Fee.

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