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Numbers came… And broke my car… Blame it all… On Rush… Eeee… Ahh… The fat-owl of Whitehall… Today reached a new low… By admitting to parliament… That the latest war… Destroying millions of homes… Killing hundreds of thousands of people… Was propagated… For no other reason… Than to provide a smokescreen for his misdemeanours… Which grow daily… By rather alarming proportions… Even the so called… Triumphs… Trumpeted eternally… From the dispatch box… Mister Speaker… Are turning into… The stuff of nightmares… The latest test reports… To be reluctantly released… Prove…
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Beyond reasonable doubt… Milud… That the all mighty saviour known to the gullible world… As Jib-Jab… Does in fact cause heart problems… So, all those sportsmen… And women… Who collapsed… And/or died… On their respective fields of play… Were a part of your… ‘Triumph’… Try trumpeting that from the dispatch box… If you ever make it back there… Blame it all on… In-dee-ah!… Who, by the way… As well as not siding against the Ruskies… Treated their outbreak of seasonal lurgy… With inexpensive… Tried and tested… Formulas, and… As a consequence… Fared much… Much… Better!
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You had better believe it… Bunter… Forty-One percent… Is now being hailed… As the proportion of the great unwashed… In Britain… Which means… That not only did they skew their lurgy data… But they also skewed their treatment data… Skewed here… Means lied about… Well, really… Who would have thought it?… Most of the still able to think for themselves populace… Actually, of which there are… And always were… Far, far more than they could ever have imagined… Despite the billions of pounds… Poured into the propaganda machine… Known to the waking world… As the legacy media.
France & Vincent 