Albion, Art, Books, Trickster

Garage Days…

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Or as Shazza hazz it… The only gay… In the garage… Had to come out… So we could put the car in… We would rage… If we could stop laughing… The incriminating evidence… On the latest… Jib-Jab… Is still trickling out… And Billy-Gates-Guff… Has already set a date for the next… So called crisis… And has also set up… An all new plan… To release… The probably already patented… Just like the last one… Solution in… Wait for it… One hundred days… Oh, for our one hundred monkeys… Where in the name of Darwin… Are they?… Can you conceive… How much worse… A hundred day Jabberwoky would be?

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Jabberwonky… Does not even start to describe it… Announcing the imminent arrival of something pre-planned… Is not prophetic… Sadly, there is nothing prophetic… About the Guffsta… Except, perhaps… His inglorious end times… Already planned… And in the pipeline… Funnily enough… If the legacy media… Can be believed… Mars is not a pleasant prospect… When our still beautiful planet… Is set beside it… Yes, that’s our planet… Mister Billy… Those of us who believe in her… And always have… And always will… It’s definitely not yours… Never has been… Never will be… Despite all your dosh.

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Tosh… More like… When we were kids… And it rained… We holed up in someone’s garage… And counted down the seconds… Until it stopped… A ritual of sorts… Crude but effective… Imagine our combined efforts now… After fine tuning the art… For over twenty years… We don’t need metal to control the weather… Psychic or otherwise… Nor do we need sidekicks… Psychos or otherwise… We know what you are… And how you operate… And that is all we need… To accomplish… What needs to be accomplished… It is done… Say the Rozzies… When these practices… Are indulged… Be… It… So!

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